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i hate recipes but i love food and want other people to have easy to follow recipes without 69000 adds. :3

i like to cook but im not very good at it. these are easier to follow recipes that i either edited to be better orfound that i actually liked.

sphaggghetti :))))

this recipe can feed like, 7 people? probably

• 1lb pasta of choice
• 2lb of protien of choice(i typically go for ground beef but you do you lol)
• one lrg onion
• about ten cloves of garlic(im probably low balling this tbh.... listen to your heart.)
• good handfull of italian seasoning, make sure to crush it up to release tha flavor
• 2 6oz cans of olives
• ten or so large mushrooms
• few handfulls of kale idk(optional)
• oil of choice for pan, probs like 1/2 cup??
• butter/oil for pasta so it isnt Evil And Fucked Up pasta thAT STICKS TOGETHER :(((((
• dried/granulated onion, like 3 tbs??
• dried/granulated garlic, ^same amount
• 3 6oz cans tomato sauce
• 2-3 6oz cans diced tomato
• salt pepper to taste lol

DISCLAIMER!!!!! IF YOU ARE USING TOFU, MAKE SURE TO FRY IT WITH THE GARLIC ONIONS AND SEASONING BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE!!! GET THAT SHIT CRISPY FRIED AND FLAVORED!!! ADD EXTRA SEASONINGS!!!!! OTHERWISE THE TOFU WILL BE SAD AND YOU WILL CRY!!!!! :(

directions

• dice onion and mince garlic. chop up mushrooms to desired size, and murder the olives.
• get the oil hot then add onion/garlic. keep stirring so it doesnt burn(burned garlic is fucked up ). once the onion and garlic are browned add the protien of choice and kale. get it crispy and drain the fat.
• add the mushrooms and seasonings. make sure it gets fragrant. add olives and canned tomatos, Not The Sauce yet. let the tomatoes deglaze(?) the pan and let the get reall toasttyyy :)) now Add The Sauce
• let the sauce simmer on a lower heat. let the flavors melty :))
• boil water but put salt and oil in it. then cook the pasta according to box
• drain pasta and put butter on it . steal a noodle as a snake you deserve it :)

now you can either mix the pasta into the sauce, or keep them separate until served, your choice.....

Congradulations you have made the sppagtwehi :)))) a delicious nutricios meal!! i am sleepy tired gnighttt :))))

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